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 三字经英文恶搞版 陈某 (2008-03-26 17:35 阅读人次:1460) |
人之初：At the beginning of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学：If you don’t study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your dick,
不成器 It won’t become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don’t learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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 回复[1]: 蛇的洋文好，看看翻译的是否准确 陈某 (2008-03-26 17:35) | 
老唤的英文水平也很高，把其余的全部翻译了吧  |
| 回复[2]: 蛇 (2008-03-26 17:54) | 人之初 性本善 性相近 习相远
Men at their birth,
are naturally good.
Their natures are much the same;
their habits become widely different.
苟不教 性乃迁 教之道 贵以专
If follishly there is no teaching,
the nature will deteriorate.
The right way in teaching,
is to attach the utmost importance in thoroughness.
昔孟母 择邻处 子不学 断机杼
Of old, the mother of Mencius
chose a neighbourhood,
and when her child would not learn,
she broke the shuttle from the loom.
窦燕山 有义方 教五子 名俱扬
Tou of the Swallow Hills
had the right method.
He taugh his five sons;
each of them raised the family reputation.
养不教 父之过 教不严 师之惰
To feed without teaching,
is the father's fault.
To teach without severity,
is the teacher's laziness.
子不学 非所宜 幼不学 老何为
If the child does not learn,
this is not as it should be.
If he does not learn while young,
what will he be when old?
玉不琢 不成器 人不学 不知义
If jade is not polished,
it cannot become a thing of use.
If a man does not learn,
he cannot know his duty towards his neighbour.
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| 回复[3]: 总算找到原因了! 老地主 (2008-03-26 18:59) | 黑白子为什么敢公开叫嚷自己是性学专家？老地主一直纳闷，今天，终于明白了！
＞＞＞ 性本善：Sex is good.
我们的先圣都这么说了，嘿嘿。   |
| 回复[4]: 黑白子 (2008-03-26 21:11) | 有理论说，每个人都是艺术家，只不过，其艺术细胞没有生长的环境而已；
黑白子要说，和每人都是艺术家相比，每人都更是性学家。
先不提泛性主义，仅那本能的传宗接代的行为就是人人在实践着。
只不过，我的脸皮好像更厚一些…… |
| 回复[5]: 鄙视班长下 郭盖 (2008-03-26 22:21) | | 中、英文功力这里谁比Dr.R？！ |
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